My fantasy photoI'm going to have to put together some sort of contest challenging people to take a REAL-LIFE photo of Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart holding my book. I have absolutely no money (right now I'm afraid I just barely qualify as a thousandaire--not even a ten-thousandaire), but as a prize for the first person to get a photo to me, I could offer a complete set of the 3.52 books I've written (I wrote 100% of "For the Birds: an Uncommon Guide, Sharing the Wonder of Birds with Kids, and 101 Ways to Help Birds, 50% of Earth's Chemical Clues: The Story of Geochemistry [I am not making this up, oddly enough], and 2% of Good Birders Don't Wear White: Fifty Tips from North America's Top Birders), or I could bring Archimedes anywhere within the lower-48 to do an owl program for the classroom or organization of your choice.